I have been subbing far too much and have handed in my resignation as a subsitute teacher. I find that I am having difficulties speaking and writing with ease now.
SPELLING CHEQUER
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
-Sauce unknown
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Dammit I love plays on words, that was funny
I am glad that you enjoyed it!
Eye dew knot Noah too calm meant hear! Dew eye calm meant on the grate job the chequer did oar the butte tee of the poem? Eye halve two bee since ear, sew eye mite vent ewer two say that eye bee leave the to are write on!
Eye dew knot no wat u sez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eye sez ewe rote uh fun knee peace.
Whats the joke??? I understood everything clearly, if ya' all would type as clearly as Angie.
The Grouch has kommmmmmmmmment ed